The council indeed keeps its wise counsel
A blind taxi driver applicant has no hassel
All the required forms are luckily in Braille
This thoughtful decision by them we all hail.
BARMY council chiefs are offering to translate an application form for a taxi driver licence into BRAILLE.
The document also boasts that it is available in large print or an audio format for those with sight problems.
Applicants can download the form on Lib Dem-controlled Portsmouth City Council’s website. A notice at the end reads: “You can get this Portsmouth City Council information in large print, Braille or audio.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2831931/Forms-for-taxi-drivers-offered-in-Braille.html#ixzz0f1lu17l8
All the traffic rules and the law stuff the Scottish cop knows
When behind the wheel you cannot blow your runny nose
Just let the wind spray your liquid on others in liberal dose.
PRESTWICK, Scotland, Jan. 28 (UPI) — A Scottish motorist who was ticketed for blowing his nose while his car was stopped in clogged traffic said he will take the charge to court.
He loved her much and inscribed his message in genuine manure
She found these lovely letters exciting, made of fresh dung and pure
Such is the bond of love between these two hearts and love’s allure.
Dick Kleis used a manure spreader to spell out “HAP B DAY LUV U” in a field visible from the living room of the couple’s home
(Ananova)
The cops had more paperwork and less thief-chasing
Luckily the mice did all their paperwork, is’it amazing!
Their smelly shits are the only thing we can’t be praising.
Pest controllers were called to an office in Kennington used by weapons and technology experts at the Metropolitan Police after reports of ‘mice everywhere’.
They found that a family of mice had set up home in a pile of paperwork on one police worker’s messy desk, reports the Daily Telegraph.
(Ananova)
This Nigerian has become angry
Because his dinner was not ready
He kicked hard the lighted stove
Soon kicked the bucket ,by Jove.
This man from Sicily hated being called silly
So he spent the New Year eve peacefully
In jail, away from wife and family, happily
For a year he has not spoken a single lie
But when it comes to the wife’s bum
He could neither speak the “big” lie
Nor keep mum: one does not know why.
A Swansea man is about to complete a year without telling a lie – but admits he came unstuck when his wife asked: “Does my bum look big in this?”
The Brits are not all that romantic
And to the fairer sex,often phlegmatic
They rather prefer hot water bottles
Often found useful for pains rheumatic.
A new study by the psychologist Professor Richard Wiseman claims that British men are less likely to make romantic gestures than men from other parts of the world — in fact, they are less likely to pay compliments, be inspired to write love poetry or take their loved ones away for surprise holidays than their foreign counterparts.
A rotary clothesline is not an ideal gift to your wife or mine
In our view there is nothing romantic about a clothesline
Whether the clothesline is rotary or static or just plain.
A garden centre which advocated that men should make their wives “feel special thisChristmas” by buying them a rotaryclothesline has apologized
A garden centre which advocated that men should make their wives “feel special thisChristmas” by buying them a rotaryclothesline has apologized.